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What a year for the Tory party

Scotland was quiet

Who knew?

Where we are

The joys of Xmas

B.O.R.

The march of time

People like Peter

Trump’s threats

3.6%, no way

Fall out food

The Royal Mail

The lies that kill

Cash on delivery

Bad lessons

Not Marxism

From Matlock to More.

What is the question?

Worse than the 30s

What to think?

Blame Charles

You'll have to laugh

In the middle

Class act

Room at the top

The attraction of tractors

Behind you.

And the same to you, mate

No mince pies for you

Time will tell

It is a challenge

Paper tigers

Send for Nigel?

Safety in numbers

Feeling better

Role reversal

More joy

Too late

Right to buy?

Nearby

It is cold outside

A year and 8 hours

Bad start

Less normal

What country?

To the tractors

The first war of independence

It is easy being green

The truth at last

Listen politely

Enoch was only a shit but....

The price of tariffs

Boring times ahead

Bear with me.....

HS2, it just gets worse

Who'd have thought it?

Fixing the figures

Let's talk

Water, water everywhere.....

Big business knows.

The real danger

Not bright but not the issue either

Unfortunately it is a trend

Our best last hope

T.I.N.A

Courage is needed

Why have a plan?

Clever or Cleverly

The cost of the Tories

Something fishy

Dumb and dumber

Who knew what and when?

Invading the Netherlands and other stories

Jonty Bloom is away

Time to break the cycle of despair

A new reason

Save later

If it were done......

HS2, 2

We knew

You ain't seen nothing yet

How many grateful pensioners do you think will point this out?

You'll never believe it.

Nothing to do with me mate!

Fergal is right

Grenfell and apartheid

Just how bad it is

Something has to die

Compare and contrast

Satire is dead

Looking at the stars.

Please Sir, can I have some more?

Trickle down and down and ...........

The longer road back

The slippery slope

£100 a shot

Lamb or sheep?

What do they all do?

Running faster

Staines upon Thames

Hard work never hurt anyone...

The right hill to die on

It had to happen

Words matter

A small cost

A period of silence....

Competition works

Safe as houses

Is burning wood the future?

Cartoons matter

Beware the socialists

My works

The "White" Commonwealth

I am just a perfectionist

We're not paranoid...

Going backwards

There are cuts and cuts

They shoot horses, don’t they?

Just another gift to history

Henry VIII and Brexit

A hill to die on

The magnificent 7

The next step in levelling down

Careful what you wish for

Time for a change

When to shut up

Not so subtle

One small step

There is a link

Tone deaf

You're wasting your time

Cheer up, it has only been a week.

If it were done...

It worked

Timing

Why not?

Not staying to the end?

How far to go

The road to serfdom

I woke up in the morning and I couldn't even remember her name

A period of silence

Lies work, but not for you

Thank god for that

Your vote is in the post

The Osborne moment

It is all de Gaulle's fault

Bluffing the bluffers

Better late than never

The bowl of spaghetti.

Not so funny

Two kinds of maths

Appeasement has many forms

Staggering

Shelf life

Making a difference

Who will tell them?

Reach for the stars

Pity the shires

Remember Alf Landon, please

Really?

Under the microscope

The lesson from history

80 years on.

Dead man walking

Growth is everything

The mic drop

Where do you go to?

This is when we find out......

Publish and be damned

The tiger is still hungry

The painful state we are in

The grown ups

Know your place

Bribing your own voters

A national service

The master builder

If that's your best effort, don't bother

6 weeks

Stand firm Britain...

At least make an effort

Sabotage

Get used to it

New depths.

Dangerous times

The cheque is in the post

The smoke gets in your eyes

Who'd have her?

Who'd have her?

Why stay?

Too much to hope for

Are we the baddies?

The fall guy

Stains on democracy

Blue is the colour

White rabbits

The march of folly

Alan B'Stard is back

Know thyself

85%

It is so easy being blue

The last refuge of a scoundral

Sold out

A modest proposal

Where to start?

Understatement

Why the Bank is independent

Headroom is no room

Both are right

Follow the money

Turning corners

Third time lucky

Generic problems

History will be kind..

Money drives you mad.

Oh diddums.....

The taxi moment

The good Samaritans

Systemic risk warnings are a failure

What Ho!

Where to start

Travel broadens the mind

The need to win

The third way doesn't exist

The Garrick and the King's horse

Correct me if I'm wrong

What could possibly be the answer?

When will we learn?

How low?

A laugh a minute

Third place is more than enough

Four legs good

Out of the top ten

Johnson and Abbott

Now for the rest of those Trade unionists.

How can you tell?

Does size matter?

Priorities count

Is that it?

The third way

Kite flying

Dead men walking

Not Heath..

Rachman reboot

Sabre rattling doesn't pay

The lie

Singing the National Anthem

Have a laffer

Tax tourists

The 99er

A brave new world

Hidden figures

Farewell then Minette Batters

Panic!

Stains on Thames

The wolves know!

And so it begins....

Credit where credit is due.

£2 million, a scandal

Safe as houses

Who are the guilty men?

Is it worth it? Probably not.

Regulating mice catchers

In office

All right Jack

Defence of the realm

The price of low tax

Democracy in the UK

Irish cream and the Windsor Framework

They don't get it

We'll just have to wait

No more Mr. nice Guy

Making business care

Don't be vague, ask Lord Hague

Who are the faithful?

It is not Oscar Kilo....

You decide

A boom and bust economy

Should we care, because the free market doesn't?

Pull the other one

Run Sir Humphrey, run.

The Chinese Emperor

Go tell the Marines

Quo Vadis?

Show me the money

How to be a successful failure

Our friends in the North

What did they think would happen?

How low can you go?

Oh for pity's sake, just join the dots.

Getting away with it

The price of hanging on.

Thanks a bunch Liz

Build more, build better

What wonderful Xmas presents.