Look into the eyes....
Like the hypnotist in Little Britain, Michael Barnier seems to have cast a spell over the government of the UK. In Little Britain the hypnotist would put his whole audience in a trance and then tell them to wake up in half an hour’s time believing that they had seen the best hypnotism show ever.
The Brexiteers of Great Britain it seems fell for this trick and were fooled by the EU’s negotiators into signing a deal. Not only that, it was a deal that was no good at all for the UK, but the EU cunningly cast its spell and for a whole six months, the Prime Minister, his cabinet, the Conservative party and then the electorate were convinced it was a great deal, oven ready, with no border down the Irish Sea.
Now, finally, the spell is wearing off, the scales have fallen from their eyes and the realisation has dawned. This is a terrible deal, the UK was fooled and conned into signing it; it must be destroyed.
It is, I know, an unlikely scenario but it is the only one that makes any sense. What else but mass hypnotism can possibly explain the current situation? It is time to stand up to the bullying hypnotists of Brussels, tear up this unjust treaty, and negotiate a better deal. I am sure now that we are all wide awake that will be easy enough, just don’t look in their eyes.
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