Dangerous Dave Part II
The story so far: Dave is in Belmarsh after threatening Maros and attempted arson. His better ‘arf Liz is visiting.
“Why’d you ‘ave to do it Dave?” Liz begged to know “Threatening to go back on your deal with Maros and the rest of the Muscles from Brussels was bound to end like this”.
“Don’t know Liz babe, just wanted to impress the boss.”
“But Dave, Boris was your boss not Francois, now you’re together with him while Boris has asked me to deal with Maros”.
“What yur saying Liz?”
“Maros ‘as a lot to offer Dave, I’ve got the whole family to think of, what about Britainy? She needs to be brought up in a strong relationship, with mutual respect, not watching grown men trading insults. We’re going to set up a single market stall together, we’ll pay him some dosh and he’ll let us visit your Auntie Pam in Palma. He’s even going to let us sell our jellied eels in his manor and well….. we’re actually courting too”.
“You mean……..”
“Yes Dave, we tying the knot at the ECJ, Keir will be best man. ”
“You slag………..”
Play end Credits
Next Francois and the ERG for revenge.
Economics, trade and Brexit, not necessarily in that order but the dog always comes first.