Come back Father Ted all is forgiven
Nadhim Zahawi, poor love, feels hard done by, lynched by the media and driven out of office by a mob. Without even the chance to clear his name.
Father Ted was exiled to Craggy Island, when the money involved was “just resting in my account”.
How much worse for the former Chancellor, who only sought to hide the fact that he was being fined by HMRC, while running HMRC, for trying not to pay several million pounds in tax to HMRC.
After all it is not as if we need the money or anything, and he has stables to heat at his own expense these days; will no one think of the poor horses?
Still not to worry, Father Ted may have been on Craggy Island for years, but these days political exile for bullying staff, starting your own foreign policy, avoiding tax or even leaking state secrets, is a few weeks at most.
At this rate we will be lucky if Mr. Zahawi isn’t back in the cabinet by February.
Economics, trade and Brexit, not necessarily in that order but the dog always comes first.
By Jonty Bloom Media