A late press release
The UK has claimed victory in the Sausage Wars, and much of the media followed suit, perhaps because the UK got its press release in first. But for balance and fairness I feel driven to include here the possible EU announcement.
“It has graciously pleased His Excellency the EU High Commissioner for Brexit, Maros Sefcovic, to approve the humble petition from Dave Frosty (check) and to permit and allow the sale of British offal filled extrusion tubes, within Northern Ireland for a further 3 months. The UK having agreed to comply with and enforce, any and all EU food and veterinary standards during this period. The European Commission welcomes any further humble petitions from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.”
Perhaps not, the EU is more diplomatic than this.
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